WARNING: If you've not watch Thor 2 and do not enjoy spoilers, DO NOT continue reading. Do not say I did not warn you..
If you've watched it, continue.
HOMAIGAD HAMANAHMENEYH ZOMG YA ALLAH.
My heart, my brain cannot comprehend the level of awesomeness of the movie. It was so good! Like saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gooooddddd! Like having a bowl of soup on a cold rainy day when you have flu kind of good.
As I said before, I cannot for the life of me find Thor appealing. I'm sorry Thor, cut your hair then we'll talk.
But Loki, homaigawd. Loki. You brilliant man you. You adorable man you. You annoying man you. You cute man you. You funny man you. Just, you. OH. MY. GOD. He's so awesome! He's so twisted omaigawd I don't even know where to begin!
When his mother died, all I wanna do is hug him. Especially when he sat in his cell all disheveled, all I think about is how much he reminds me of Gotye and "Somebody I Used To Know" started playing in my head and I'm like "Awwh, there there, you poor baby, come here".
And then Thor let him out and he put on his out and I'm like "Damn son!".
And when he started annoying Thor by changing his appearance.. When he changed himself into Captain America, I clap for you, you awesome child you.
When Thor and Loki were arguing in the weird looking space ship, how adorable can these two get Ya Allah.
& Then when he stabbed Thor and said "No, I wouldn't" when Thor asked if Loki would trust himself (if he was in Thor's shoes), I was like "Nooooooooooo! :O I trusted you!!" :(
But then as they fought, I was like "No, this is all part of their plan. I trust you Loki" AND I WAS RIGHT TO TRUST THE MAN. He goooooood :B It was all just an illusionnn.
And then when he saved Thor's life and "died". Homaigod. HOW DARE THE DIRECTORS WERE TRYING TO MAKE US LAUGH WHEN ERIC SAID "THANK GOD" UPON HEARING ABOUT LOKI'S DEATH!?! )(!@#@!*!@ >( No. Loki cannot die.
And he didn't :D And I was a happy child.
God knows what he did to Odin, but when I saw him seating there on the throne, I swear, my heart was cartwheeling and back flipping and all.
I love Loki. I really do.
With all his psychotic-ness, his mind games, his wits, his broken self. I love him. In fact my love for him would probably be slightly less or at the same level as for my love for Shah Rukh Khan. Ahh, the way he pulls my heart strings - I wanna trust you, I do but then it's you, fine I trust you and omaigawd you did what?! I trusted you, okay I still trust you, ahhhh I was right for trusting you, God, you're so funny, I love you but damn you're one hect of a complicated character but I still love you anyways.
Anyways, go, watch the movie for Loki's awesomeness, Thor's body (if you're into that sort of thing), Natalie Portman's pretty hair, a mother's love, the bond between two brothers, some crazy guy running in underwear scaring people, and awesome computer effects. It will be worth it.
I endured the freezing cold wind and the rain for this movie. It was all worth it.
LOKI ♥
