There was an innocent little Hawaiian girl, named Lilo, with her pet alien dog, Stitch
Lilo makes wishes/prayers every night before her sleep.
So one day an Angel came down to visit Lilo,
to help her at her time of need.
Someway somehow, with the miracle of All Hallow's Eve I guess, Blair Waldorf was in the same room,
She was not amused with her flight getting delayed.
Especially when she saw a picture of waffles on her Instagram. - Mana nak dapat waffles at 11PM?!
The Angel tried to cheer her up by asking her "Do you wanna know a secret?". How can Blair say no to a secret!
"What is it?! :D Tell me!"
"You weren't blessed with a beautiful butt, like mine" ....
Blair was not impressed by this Angel.
Nobody messes with Blair Waldorf and gets away with it.
Lilo taught Blair how to booty-tooch and well she was a happy camper again.
The Angel however was not.
She insisted on going back Up,
However Lilo stopped her.
Blair and the Angel made amends, after the Angel gave Blair a book on scheming. - Nobody does it better than the Angel I suppose.. She WAS a Devil previously. She schemed her way Up.
Blair was all ready to return back to Upper East Side and make use of her new book,
But Lilo thought she should give Blair a friend to remember her by..
Blair was again, not impressed.
Blair gave back her "new friend" to Lilo, but apparently even Lilo is disgusted by that, thing.
So the Angel decided to take it with her instead.. Weirdo.
Before flying off, Lilo thought Blair how to say goodbye in Hawaii,
You fist bump,
Lock it 
And explode!
And explode!
Blair found this very amusing.
She hugged Lilo and thanked her for the new found wisdom.
After pissing off the Angel for the last time by putting Miley Cyrus on the laptop screen,
and got into a fight with the Angel yet again,
Blair made it back to Manhattan.
Only to find out that S is back! :O
Dum dum dummmmmmm! & So began 6 season of Gossip Girl.
Back in Hawaii,
the Angel and Lilo boobie touched & became an inseparable duo. All was well in Lilo's world after that.
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This post is dedicated to my hairdryer that almost died in the process of getting ready for Halloween.
Let me tell you something, if you decided to "iron" your shirt using a hairdryer and its nozzle, please make sure there's proper ventilation for the hairdryer.
Or you'd be hugging your hairdryer in hopes that it'll come back to life - because you saw Vivy Yusof's Instagram post about a mother hugging her baby back to life.
Hehehehe!
But before you people think I'm an airhead bimbo, I figured out how to make the hair dryer work like a steam iron okay! You wet the shirt and then "blow dry" it! :D
You know you love me. Bimbo and all :p
And look at the shirt. All smoothed out. I'm a genius!
