Kicap Cap Udang

Because it's exams period, I no longer cook elaborate dishes. At one point all I had was tom yam noodles every other day and maggi. Safe to say by the end of that week I had a mild fever -_-'

Pisang: I think you ate too much tom yam. That's why your body is all heat-y inside.

So I stayed away from tom yam for awhile.. Also partly because my noodles dah habis..

You'd think tomyam noodles are hard to make. Noooope. Tom yam paste, water, kaffir lime leaves, whatever protein you wanna put in, fish oil, chilli, salt & sugar (if necessary & according to taste), and bring everything to boil then put in your noodles and leave it to boil for another 10-15 minutes (depending on the type of noodles). Simple! And much healthier than your 5 minutes maggi!

So yeah, this is as "elaborate" as I get in terms of my meals for this exams period. If not I'm maggi or take-out dependent. Which the former makes my Mum nag, "Tak elok lah makan maggi banyak sangat!" & the latter drains my money out like water because I'm the kind of person who can't eat the same meal for lunch and dinner, so yeah.. Go figure..

Today I decided to eat something else for a change. So I took out my chicken dippers from the freezer, popped them up into the oven. Then I thought of what to have with them. Pasta? Cannot, no sauce. Noodles? Tom yam noodles do not go with nuggets! Mee goreng? Malas lah nak masak.. Hrmmm, okay lah, nasi jer lah and kicap.

So I did exactly that! Along with one telur goreng.

And you know what guys, you can have all the gourmet meals and international cuisine and whatever but for me, nothing beats telur goreng, kicap, and nasi.

Best. Dish. Ever!

(Though this is coming from a girl who spent her entire childhood eating only that and refusing to eat anything else w/o kicap on it til her own grandmother had to tell her that all her organs inside will turn black and then she'll be dark skinned to make her stop eating kicap so much, so you know, she might be biased.. Might..)

Taxing

HI GUYS!!

I'm still alive (if you guys were worried..)! Had my first paper today. Alhamdulillah Taxation was do-able. I can finally rest (read: sleep) without my Tax textbook nearby..

Those dark circles around my eyes speaks for how sleep deprived I was okay!

But to tell you the truth, I actually enjoyed myself studying Tax. Shrimpy told me that her father said anybody who likes Tax is a boring person... Well, I guess I'm a boring person then.. But seriously, Tax > Accounting. Is it too late for me to change my division to Tax instead?

Anyways, 1 down, 2 more to go..

I Locked Myself In The Bathroom

Remember how Pisang & I have a hobby of scaring Ashley Wong? [Part 1] [Part 2]

Well, since we have less than a month left together, it's time for The Grand Scare!

We had it all planned out!

First, we shall put little wrapped up Marty in Ash's toilet, then we'll play some freaky shit alien music while we hide in her toilet. Then we she opens her toilet door, first thing she'll see is Marty and she'll go "WTF" and we'll go "BOOOOO!". Perfect! We shall hide in her toilet nearing 7PM (cause that's when she's coming home).

Meet Marty, our accomplice. Also, his stomach is very comfortable to sleep on.

Marty & Momo. It was a chilly day... We were just keeping them warm..

Anyways, 7PM came and well, we forgot about hiding in her toilet somehow and she came home..

So we had to improvise our plan.. We heard she was in the toilet, so we quickly snuck into the room next to hers and started playing a video of a woman crying hysterically. See, our 4th flatmate just recently moved out as she was done with her college. So you know, a crying woman coming from an empty room... ;p

Unfortunately we played it too late after she came out of her bathroom because she quickly proceeded to the kitchen and well you can't hear shit from our kitchen.. So we had to wait til she was done eating -_____-

While we were waiting, we texted her telling we were out of the house and if she needed anything.. We kept waiting and waiting and waiting.. So we took some photos and a video..

Mind you, Pisang stayed under the bed for at least a good 20 minutes.. Some serious dedication we have!

I was in charged to be on the lookout since it takes some serious effort to keluar masuk from bawah katil you know..

We even had time to record a video -___-

[youtube=http://youtu.be/raw963b9Vwk]

p/s: Click on the "captions" button if you can't figure out what we're saying :)

Anyways! She finally finished her food and went back to her room and that's when the "haunting" began..

Touche Banana for keeping up the act! But God, the last line..... Beautiful! :')

Because Ash was such a chicken, she called the warden and since we didn't wanna get into trouble we had to come out from the room and told her the truth.. So we didn't get to go "Boo!" for the last time.. -_____-' PARTY POOPER!

But we did get her really scared at least, probably traumatised a little, (she can't hear the sound effect without hiding behind a pillow or throwing a pillow at me... Side effects I guess) and angry too..

Ash: WTH GUYS! SERIOUSLY! I'm so angry now! I'm AngAsh!

Me: Wahh.. We found a new Pokemon!

Pisang: HAHAHAHA! WTF!

Well, if you guys wanna scare the living daylights out of your flatmates, maybe piss them off a little or have some good laughs during this stressful time of the year (grrrr, exams!), nah, the sound effect we used:

[youtube=http://youtu.be/8QpldDrUu98]

Have fun! :D

(Not so) Pleasant

Recently I've been told by a friend that someone she knows (who does not know me personally, only knows me by name) thinks I am high maintenance, in the materialistic sense. This obviously hit a sour note with me, because I AM not. The only thing high maintenance about me is the fact that I am very difficult to deal with (because I am stubborn as hell) and that I demand your attention like a baby. Also I am very clingy.

I know, I am not one easy potato to deal with. So because of that I am very thankful for those who put up with me (yes Pisang, you're quite high on the list).

I am also a woman. Which means I am prone to crazy hormonal mood swings every month (you men think we make this up, but seriously, no uterus no opinion!), in other words I become even more difficult to handle..

Hehehehe, I'm soryyyyyyy! God bless you guys!

This is just me PMS-ing. I fear what I'll be like when I'm pregnant (cause I also wish everytime during the first day of period that I'm pregnant so I don't have to deal with menstrual cramps..) cause I hear/watch stories about how pregnant wives are so hormonal, they cry for the smallest thing (been there), they have crazy cravings (jyeahhhh, once I wanted MooCow so bad, I dreamt I made my own frozen yoghurt using my favourite yoghurt drink and Ashley's ice cream maker) and sometimes they can't stand their husbands and drive people around them nuts running around attending to them.. So yeah, I don't think a pregnant Aisya is anywhere near pleasant..

Thank you! :D