Me: I feel like having a Cornetto. But then I want it because I want to eat the top part only. I don't really wan't the rest of the Cornetto.. Should I?
Pisang: *looks at me like I'm a weirdo* ....
Ash: See! That's EXACTLY WHYYYY I don't like Cornettos! Only the top part is nice, the rest of it is just full of disappointments....
Pisang & I: *Look at each other*
Me: ... This is not relationships we're talking about Ash! ...
And then the next 5 minutes, we psycho-analysed each other using our own Cornetto Theory.
Pisang: See Aisya, you just want the top part of the Cornetto right, the good part, but you don't want the rest of the Cornetto, means you're not willing to commit to the Cornetto all the way. You just want the frivolous part of it. You think you want the Cornetto, but you really don't, you just want the Cornetto in your head, which consists only of the top part.
Pisang: And you Ash, well you're just bitter against Cornettos. Cornettos disappoint you, so you stay away from Cornetto to avoid disappointment all together.
Pisang: But you seeeeeee, guys... The beautiful thing about Cornetto is that at the end of it, you get the beautiful chocolate bit in the cone!
Me: So is that what you're doing right now? Just enjoying the middle part of the Cornetto, waiting to get to the end of it?
Ash: Explains sooooo much! That's why she buys like 5 boxes of Cornettos!
Pisang: And I have Aisya who adds to it somemore whenever she goes to Tesco..
Ash: Ahhh.. We've figured out life through Cornettos..
