25 March 2014

Child's Play

Besides playing friend ping-pong on Ashley Wong (to be fair, we play it on all of us, but she's just the ball almost all the time that she feels we only do it on her.. It is not our fault you say the most ridiculous things most of the time Ash), we also take great joy in scaring the shit out of her in our house.

The thing is, she gets scared easily. Like, seriously.

One time Banana hid behind the kitchen counter and scared Ash as she was entering the kitchen. Banana scream "boo!" while jumping from behind the kitchen counter as Ash opens the door and the poor girl screamed "AAAAAAAA!" and then moved to a different spot and screamed again "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" for the second time and right there and then Banana dropped on the floor. I wasn't in the kitchen but I knew of the plan, so when I heard the first screamed I thought "Well done Banana!" but when I heard the second scream I thought things got way too brutal so I ran to the kitchen only to see Banana splattered on the floor laughing/wiggling like a fish out of water.

Other methods of scaring Ashley Wong involves hiding under her table in her room while she went to the kitchen to grab a quick bite, hiding behind shoe racks and literally just walk into the kitchen as she puts her stuff in the freezer ( I don't even know how I got to scare her like this.. But seriously, easy target that girl).

Today was probably day 5 out of 8 days of scaring Ashley Wong.. It was just me and her at home, and she was in the kitchen & I heard her. So I got out of my room, put my door stopper so she won't hear my door slamming and went off to the kitchen to scare her.. She screamed. TWICE... SUCCESS!
Me: MUAHAHA!

Ash: AISYA AMIN! I'M EATING. I HAVE FOOD IN MY MOUTH. I COULD'VE CHOKED!

Me: *thought of me doing the Heimlich maneuver to her* AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ash: & the thing is, I saw you!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ash: Cannot wait to live alone.. CANNOT WAIT to live alone!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Ash: You get too much joy out of this! I think I shouldn't react, my reaction gives you pleasure doesn't it.. This is exactly like what I learned in lectures today, ABOUT DEALING WITH KIDS!

Me: *Still laughing, but by this time I couldn't even stand up straight anymore*

Ash: You hear that, dealing with a CHILD. You're like a CHILD. A CHILD!

Me: *About to collapse on the floor already laughing*

Ash: Should I leave you alone in the kitchen until you can pull yourself together again?

Me: *Just keep on laughing, laughing, laughing..*

Anyways, Banana missed all the fun so when Banana came back from the gym and she called Ash (who was in her room) telling her she has a parcel, I saw the perfect opportunity to scare Ash again :D And lo & behold, Ashley Wong got scared again and screamed her highest pitch.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh by the way, this all happened in the span of like 10 minutes. Hehe.

What, I'm like stressing over assignments and job applications all that okay. I need some entertainment! (Hindi movies are too long, I can't afford to spend 3 hours of my time on that currently..)

Plus, she's got such a lovely voice... Her scream/voice is music to my ears ;)
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