A Day in Demon Heels

The road to employment is not an easy road. Not for me at least. Literally.

Last Sunday (yesterday) was the UKEC-Graduan Career Fair, and I along with thousand other hopeful student were in town hoping to finalise our job after graduation.

So like I made my way from Southwark to Lancaster Gate at 9.30AM, only to discover that the part Jubilee line was under construction.. So I only managed to get from Southwark to Waterloo station (which is only a stop away..) using the line. Had to change to Northern Line (could've just done that at Southwark station) to get to Tottenham Court Road to change to Central line to get to Lancaster Gate. AND MY GOODNESS BAPAK JAUH LAH RIGHT TO CHANGE FROM JUBILEE LINE TO NORTHERN LINE -____-' And I was wearing heels and carrying my overnight bag along with my handbag.. Haih. Contemplated on changing to my flats, but I figured "No, shall not waste more time. Suck it up woman! You can shop in heels, you can bloody well walk in heels to get a job". Okayy...

Anyways, got to Lancaster Gate, left my bag at Pisang's place and made our way to Lancaster Hotel.

Career Fair went okie dokie, and then it's time to catch my train back at 5.35PM.. Onlyy.... I did not have my train ticket with me (because I am an idiot who left it at Farm's). Farm was trying to get them to me in time, and I have to say this..

You know that scene in the movies when the guy is trying to get to the girl before she boards a plane/train to leave town? And then the guy would scream the other girl's name and it's all dramatic and blahblah?

Jyeah, I had EXACTLY that going on for me, except with Farm. Hahahahaha.

I felt like I was in a Bollywood movie, and my life for that moment was complete. Lol.

Anyways, making my way down to London again tomorrow (for an interview) and no more heels! Or at least not til I reach the office x)

What I Wore: Shirt from ZARA, slacks from ASOS, demon heels (yes cause they gave me so much blisters) from ZARA (surprisingly).

 

Only because the second picture showed me little butt in the mirror reflection. New favourite work pants!

Omg.. I have favourite work pants...

I'M OOOOOLDDD.

Olaf

 Do you wanna build a snowmannnnnnnn?

Nope. Cause I got my own Olaf already :3

Meet Olaf. He likes warm hugs. And he's gonna get to experience summer, cause InsyAllah in a week, he'll be in Malaysia, :D

I Had To Check

Day 9 of Scaring Ashley Wong.

At what, 10AM? Probably earlier,

Ash: (As she comes out from here room) Guyssss? Aisyaaaa? Zayanaaaaaaa?

Me & Banana (in Banana's room): We're in hereeeeeeeeee!

Ash: Zayana's room? Okay. Good. I needed to check.

*two minutes later Ash came in to the room*

Ash: How's life guyssssssss?

Me (mouthing the words to Banana): She's being weird again.. Your friend!

Banana: DAMN IT!

Ash: What? What did I do nowwwww?!

Me: You're being weird again... What's up?

Ash: Nothing.. I just had to check where you guys were before I go to the kitchen..

Banana & I: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ashley Wong now lives in fear. AHAHAHAHAHAH :")

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I smell food cooking coming from the kitchen.. Could it be... Ashley Wong... ? :p

 

Child's Play

Besides playing friend ping-pong on Ashley Wong (to be fair, we play it on all of us, but she's just the ball almost all the time that she feels we only do it on her.. It is not our fault you say the most ridiculous things most of the time Ash), we also take great joy in scaring the shit out of her in our house.

The thing is, she gets scared easily. Like, seriously.

One time Banana hid behind the kitchen counter and scared Ash as she was entering the kitchen. Banana scream "boo!" while jumping from behind the kitchen counter as Ash opens the door and the poor girl screamed "AAAAAAAA!" and then moved to a different spot and screamed again "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" for the second time and right there and then Banana dropped on the floor. I wasn't in the kitchen but I knew of the plan, so when I heard the first screamed I thought "Well done Banana!" but when I heard the second scream I thought things got way too brutal so I ran to the kitchen only to see Banana splattered on the floor laughing/wiggling like a fish out of water.

Other methods of scaring Ashley Wong involves hiding under her table in her room while she went to the kitchen to grab a quick bite, hiding behind shoe racks and literally just walk into the kitchen as she puts her stuff in the freezer ( I don't even know how I got to scare her like this.. But seriously, easy target that girl).

Today was probably day 5 out of 8 days of scaring Ashley Wong.. It was just me and her at home, and she was in the kitchen & I heard her. So I got out of my room, put my door stopper so she won't hear my door slamming and went off to the kitchen to scare her.. She screamed. TWICE... SUCCESS!

Me: MUAHAHA!

Ash: AISYA AMIN! I'M EATING. I HAVE FOOD IN MY MOUTH. I COULD'VE CHOKED!

Me: *thought of me doing the Heimlich maneuver to her* AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ash: & the thing is, I saw you!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ash: Cannot wait to live alone.. CANNOT WAIT to live alone!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Ash: You get too much joy out of this! I think I shouldn't react, my reaction gives you pleasure doesn't it.. This is exactly like what I learned in lectures today, ABOUT DEALING WITH KIDS!

Me: *Still laughing, but by this time I couldn't even stand up straight anymore*

Ash: You hear that, dealing with a CHILD. You're like a CHILD. A CHILD!

Me: *About to collapse on the floor already laughing*

Ash: Should I leave you alone in the kitchen until you can pull yourself together again?

Me: *Just keep on laughing, laughing, laughing..*

Anyways, Banana missed all the fun so when Banana came back from the gym and she called Ash (who was in her room) telling her she has a parcel, I saw the perfect opportunity to scare Ash again :D And lo & behold, Ashley Wong got scared again and screamed her highest pitch.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh by the way, this all happened in the span of like 10 minutes. Hehe.

What, I'm like stressing over assignments and job applications all that okay. I need some entertainment! (Hindi movies are too long, I can't afford to spend 3 hours of my time on that currently..)

Plus, she's got such a lovely voice... Her scream/voice is music to my ears ;)

"I need a Chanel"

So my darling Pisang was feeling a little bit down in the dumps and me being amazing friend me clingy friend me just was so happened to be by her side at like I don't know, some hour in the morning..

Banana: Aisya.. You know what I need?

Me: What?

Banana: I need a Chanel..

InsyAllah in the future when I'm successful enough, I can just plop her a Chanel on her lap whenever she's sad, ameeeeeen! (Come on guys, amin-kan my doa! Don't you guys want a Chanel to fall on your lap the next time you're sad too?!) But for now, I'm no where near of having that kind of money.. BUT, like I said, I am truly one hect of an amazing friend..

Me: Urrr....... Jap.......

So I got off her bed and went for the door,

Banana: You're not giving me your shoes! I ain't hugging your shoes! -____-

Me: NOOOOO! I'm not giving you my shoes... WAITTTTT

Banana: You're giving me Che-Nel  aren't you!

Me: No, I ain't giving you Che-Nel.. Will you sabar?! ISH!

Ran like a little baby elephant (as what she describes my stomping on the ground) with hands flailing everywhere (I call it my "trolololo" run) to my room and then came back to her room and presented my "gift" for her,

An empty Chanel box with Chanel ribbon tied on it..

Me: I'm sorry, this is all I have for now... If I had a dustbag, I'd put pillows in it and give it to you..

AND SHE LOVED IT SEE SEEE! She's hugging it with her dear life!

Banana: HELLLOOOOO FRIENDDD! Ohhhh, I've missed you!

You tell me I don't deserve the Best Friend of The Year Award! I mean, I got her Chanela!