Zawir is starting his job tomorrow so today I had to follow him shopping for work clothes. As if the 101 shirts he has been collecting all these years are not enough (we actually made a list of all the shirts colours he should have, and I'd say we're about 98% there! Where am I supposed to find a nice dark purple shirt?!), he also needs (read: wants) new pants, socks (whateven?!) and what not..
Being best girlfriend of the century that I am, I woke up at 8 despite sleeping at 3am.. Side note: Do not workout in the middle of the night guys. Just refrain yourself from another helping of rice.
After running errands for my house, we made our way to Mitsui Outlet Park in KLIA. Why? Because I wanted to get myself a pair of sports bra but the cheapo that I am wanted to get a better deal so Zawir suggested to go to an outlet (plus, JPO is like 3-4 hours drive away..)
We reached Mitsui by 10.12 despite the 30hour delay in our plans. I was very proud because I was 4 minutes late than the ETA Waze gave me when I Wazed for directions at 9AM.. #speedracer #daddysgirl
My first reaction when I saw the outlet and the shops' signboards:
"OMG SAYANG! They have Diamond (something) shop too! Can buy cheap diamonds here too!"
Hehehehe
Our first store of the day was Nike (for me) and God knows where Zawir went but I told him that he should just leave me in Nike as I may spend a little bit more time here.
See girlfriend of the century! Bangun pukul 8, tak kisah diamond rings on discounts, doesn't expect boyfriend to follow you shopping.. 0:)
After a few times staring at the Nike Flyknit and thinking "Do I really want a blue sports shoes? Its so blue, its Zayana.. This feels wrong.. But this is a Flyknit, and its almost half price..", I decided not to buy the Flyknit shoes and just bough myself a tshirt and another pants (they were on sale for steal prices!!). Oh what happened to getting myself a sports bra you ask? Well, all the ones I want ran out of sizes (one was so cheap but it was XL and I was thinking about how to make it fit for an S lol) and the only one left with an S has polka dots on it... I don't know why, but polka dots on a bra just seems funny to me... Think about it.. Lol.
I tried other sports shops like Adidas, Puma and the likes but they're all either not my sizes, retail prices or not to my liking (why do people make sports bras with spaghetti straps idk, what support do it even give?).
So after my failed attempt, I continued my gf duties and went to search for Zawir. He said he was in Sacoor Brothers and by the time I got there, he was in the fitting room. I then spotted a shop selling branded cosmetics stuff (like Clinique, Lamer, MAC, Bobbi Brown and what not) and I was about to make my way there then I heard Zawir's voice.
Dang it!
So after giving my opinion to him on the shirts and picked a tie for him, I told him Imma go back to Nike one more time to think if I should just get the polka-dot bra..
Me: It has ugly polka dots on it!
Zawir: Well, it's not like anybody is gonna see it -__-
Me: But I know what Im wearing.....
Zawir: So?
Men really do not get it sometimes! -_____-
He "released" me and while I made my way back to Nike, I stopped by the cosmetics store to see if they have anything interesting and asked Cik P if she wants anything from MAC (cause the last time she said she wanted something from MAC)
Me: Eh P, they have mac here too, you want anything?
Zayana: Ouuuuhhh issokayyy. Is the stuff cheaper? :D
Me: Yeaahhh!
Zayana: Even the laptop?
Me: ...... Mac makeup lah dol!
Zayana: Oh! Hahahahahahahahahah!
Wishful thinking terlebih budak nih..
Since P didn't want anything and I recently had a Sephora spree, I left the store empty handed. I then went to Isetan to look at bedsheets. They had pretty pillow cover but it's sold out :( So sorry SA, you were really nice but I really want that pillow cover jer.
Got back to Nike and decided I really can't stand the polka dots and I declared my shopping done at the outlet, so it was time to just teman Zawir. He's now looking for cufflinks, so we went to Boss, Zegna and Club 21 and found nothing suitable to his taste/budget. So we left Mitsui and made our way to Zawir grandfather's place for lunch.
During lunch, Zawir's new nephew got introduced to the family members and everybody was basically all over the newborn lol. Zawir on the other hand,
"Did you know.... I've never hold the baby....."
Bahahahaha! Penakut!
Post lunch we, well Zawir, went to visit his grandmother (from the mother's side) while I wait in the car because I shy and was given the option to kehkehkeh. With Zawir gone, Zoe 7 hours behind, Zayana was the only Z left..
*talking about the picture where Zawir commented saying Zayana looked pregnant.. I apologise for his manners*
Zayana: Do I really look fat though?
Me: No lah! Its just the way your hands were placed, making it look like you're resting it on your stomach.
Zayana: Seriously??? Haih, I can't wear tight clothes, I can't wear loose clothes..... What can I wear Aisya?
Me: Noo! It's not the clothes, it's your hands position. Optical illusion jer, chill lah.. You don't have to make it a kain lap meja yet (inside joke)
Zayana: BAHAHAHA! You'll never know..
Me: Now now, don't do anything rash
Zayana: Child, I just had a packet of Oreos for lunch.. Anorexia is not something you should be scared about for me
Me: Nooooooo! I mean don't make it into a kain lap! You can't even starve yourself for half a day if it's not with niat "... kerana Allah SWT"
Zayana is one heck of a complicated child.
For the years I've known her, she's almost always fasting Monday-Thursday because God knows how many promises she has made with God, and yet she could barely make it til lunch with nothing in her stomach on days she's not fasting..
For the years I've known her, she's almost always fasting Monday-Thursday because God knows how many promises she has made with God, and yet she could barely make it til lunch with nothing in her stomach on days she's not fasting..
Me: Zayana, I'm in a pickle.. Zawir is visiting his grandma and I'm in the car and I really need to pee..
Zayana: Why didn't you follow?
Me: Cause contrary to popular belief.. I tau malu okay!
Zayana: Ahahahahahaha!
Me: Let's not talk about the sea... (cause we were talking about the sea previously)
So we talked about life
Zayana: He just wants to add (insert name) to his gundek list!
Me: ...... HAHAHAHAHAHhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH That's not how you spell it!!! *insert laughing til you cry emoji, lots and lots of the emoji*
Zayana: REALLY?! Damn.. And here I was really proud for using a bombastic Malay word!
Me: Omg, I might just pee from this... Ahahahahahahahahahahah!
Gundik = concubine, and it's spelled with an "i" yer tuan-tuan dan puan-puan.
After another half an hour of pointless conversation, Zawir came back and off we went to Pavilion for more shopping (for him)! By the time we reached Pavilion we were soooo tired. We went to Parkson and Zawir got his pants, then we went to Uniqlo for his inner t-shirts and socks, back to Pavilion to go to Nike for my sports bra (I caved! I know....) and some drinks and snacks for the road..
Next stop Bangsar Village. Zawir actually fell asleep while waiting for me to find parking in BV, kesian dia.. We quickly ran our errands in BV (light bulbs shopping lah, pants alteration, grocery shopping and quick refreshments for Zawir) and zoomed to Hartamas to pick up his dry cleaning (last stop for the day, woohoo!)
So the entire thing you just read above equals to... about half a tank of minyak, >RM30 on tolls + parking fees, 180++km and 6-7 hours of being out of the house.
You guys penat baca, I pun penat..
