19 November 2014

Honest Trailers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay before I continue, please skip this post if you're a HUGE fan of The Little Mermaid (the movie or the Princess herself). We all have that one Disney princess that we all have an affection/admiration for so yeah, if Ariel is yours, move along guys and I apologise in advance.

Continuing..

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! Okay, so clearly you can tell that Ariel is not my favourite Disney princess, actually I probably wouldn't show my daughter this movie until she's like 18 when she can make up her own mind of what's right and wrong. She'll grow up with Mulan and Mushu.. And I just found this video, and it correctly explains why I do not like Ariel.



Of course as a kid I grew up thinking Ariel is the prettiest Princess (re-watched most Disney classics and I think Belle really lives up to her name) and among my top favourite (It was Mulan, Ariel, Jasmine now it's Mulan, Elsa, Belle, Jasmine, everybody else besides Ariel and Anna :p) but after re-watching it at the age where you're no longer distracted by her pretty red hair (Okay, she still has the best hair and Mulan actually has the worst but she cut her own hair to save her family okay! HONOUR!) and her showing mid-riff and sea shells as bra no longer phase you, Ariel seriously is nothing more than a brat.

"Meet Ariel, a half naked 15 year old and a confirmed hoarder" AHAHAHAHA!

"Ariel traded away her voice for a pair of legs and a 72 hours time frame to french a stranger" who's of course she's in love with "because he's.... hot (?..?)" AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid girl

"If by love you mean acting like a clueless mute brat so an older guy will make out with you" Hooooow is this character someone's favourite princess?! #totallyjudging



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